December 2011
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May 2011
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Adult theatre jack off
So it’s my birthday today. I turn 29 and this is actually my girlfriends tumblr account but we share it. I wanted to tell the world what happened last night. For my bday my girlfriend took me to a porn shop in Houston to buy my me something naughty and we decided to go into the theatre that they had. So we walk in and there are 3 guys sitting right up on the back wall. So we went to the wall...
February 2011
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December 2010
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Ughhh, it’s 6am and I’m wide awake
October 2010
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April 2010
3 posts
March 2010
2 posts
January 2010
16 posts
I've decided that when I'm interested in something...
barelysarcasm:
Because fascinating was just too damn close.
Im stealing this.
December 2009
53 posts
10 things your parents never told you about...
novh:
likeneelyohara:
1. everyone is a resource, steal knowledge whenever possible. 2. manipulation is not only an art form but an essential and invaluable life skill. practice helps you understand the human perspective. 3. experience as much as possible. you never know if you’ll like a finger in your ass until you try. 4. never finish your food. cleaning your plate is how your parents...
eye-candy:
lennonlove:
Baby You’re A Rich Man...
