So it’s my birthday today. I turn 29 and this is actually my girlfriends tumblr account but we share it. I wanted to tell the world what happened last night. For my bday my girlfriend took me to a porn shop in Houston to buy my me something naughty and we decided to go into the theatre that they had. So we walk in and there are 3 guys sitting right up on the back wall. So we went to the wall to because I didn’t want anyone sitting behind me. Ok so we aren’t there 2 minutes when a guy stands up all the way from the other side and comes over to sit one seat over from us. He was naked waste down with this raging hardon and just sitting there stroking it. So we watched. Then I relized that all the guys on the wall had there cocks out. One old overweight short dick guy and another older man an then the younger guy sitting next to us. So the guy next to us was the best because he’s sitting there wanting to show off for us and he Cums , he just cums right there on the floor. I was like well that was fast. Then he just sits there playing with his cum covered cock watching us watch him. He stays hard throughout the time we were there. So I pull my cock out and my girlfriend starts stroking it. So now he and the other guys are staring at us and I am liking the feeling of being watched. I never shot a load while we were there but the guy next to us ended up shooting another huge load right there on the floor again and it was soo hot. Then we watched the guy on screen pop off his load and then we left. Btw the guys jacking off was so much better than the crap porn they had on the big screen.

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Ughhh, it’s 6am and I’m wide awake

So i went to comicpalooza in houston and i had this female artist draw this picture of my favorite anime character,”GUYVER”. However, i completely forgot to write her name down so i would remember it. From the looks of the signature on the art, it looks like it is Jane or lane Monte or something. My question to the world is, does anyone out there know who it is??

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